Wednesday, September 14, 2005

Oh when will it end.....
....or, blame Chad (liberties added)

7 things I plan to do before I die:
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Shag Viggo Mortensen
Go back to the Greek Islands
Make someone laugh so hard they puke
Go home
Save the world
Teach a dog to walk on its hindlegs
Have a kick-arse home theatre system.

7 things I cannot do:
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Sing in tune
Read music
Sit still
Shut up
Maintain a solitary train of thought
Count


7 things I can do
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Recite Shakespeare at any given opportunity
Tie a knot in a cherry stalk with my tongue
Put my big toe in my mouth
Cook
Write papers about stuff that bores everyone elses knickers off
Change the oil filter in my car
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7 things that I say most often:
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Shit
Fuck
Arse
Cunt
Bollocks
Crap
"Oh cry me a fucking river"