Yes, I know, its the third one today.
This one is especially for you Phil, cos Dave tells lies. The canoe has nothing to do with me feeling any way in particular, I just thought it would be cool to have a canoe, to tie on the roof of the liitle blue beastie and drive out to Corsair Bay or some such place and have a wee paddle around and have adventures. That is all.
Now go away, I'm very busy and important.
Phil, be nice, or I'll publish your age in my next blog.