Reason #74 why Stephen Colbert is The Man
Even his icecream is awesome.
Cordell says that I shouldn't be allowed to eat this icecream because it should be for proper Americans, but I say in that case he shouldn't be allowed to eat pavlova and that seemed to do the trick.
Last night I waxed my eyebrows and my skin has rebelled against the waxing ouchies and today has delivered me a zitty treat.
Lovely, thanks skin.
Speaking of deliveries, the Canadian cat I am looking after left a rather stinky delivery in the bath-tub this morning. I suppose I should be grateful he didn't leave it in my bed, but I am still considering designs for a stylish cat-skin winter hat.
And having had my fill of Colbert-flavoured awesomeness, I shall adjourn to my room and let the paint-stripping and sanding continue.
Toodles.