This ain't rock and roll, this is GENOCIDE!!!!!

Heq, this one is for you.

Here is my arse.

Yep, you saw it here first. Unless you saw it in these comments, in which case you saw it here second.

Today I was invited by my advisor to have dinner with him and the aforementioned Princeton Professor. I guess that means I have to do the readings, don't I? Bollocks.

Also in the news today, best email subject line EVAH!!!!! c/o- Titty Turner
"I'll Paris your Hilton if you Roger my Federer"