Things that pants up your day:

1- Having to get out of bed.
2- Cold bathrooms.
3- Idiotic landlords.
4- Idiotic landlords that keep coming around when you have clearly told them that they are not allowed to, and it is in fact against the law for them to turn up unannounced.
5- People.
6- People who won't shut up.
7- People who perpetuate banality.
8- People who ask things like "how was your day?"
9- People who thrive on melodrama.
10- Christians.
11- Unceasing neck pain.
12- RSI, or whatever the fuck its called these days. Sore wrists and hands from working at a computer all day, thats what its fucking called.
13- Deadlines that just keep coming, no matter how much you ignore them.
14- Disobedient hair.
15- Not living alone, therefore not being able to play Rammstein and Ministry at maximum volume first thing in the morning in an attempt to compensate for waking up in an extremely foul mood.
16- People that don't email you back when you ask for their advice.
17- Filling in forms.
18- Fake enthusiasm.
19- People who pretend to be cleverer and funnier than they actually are.
20- Bad puns and old jokes.
21- The over sensitive and idiosyncratic mousepad on my laptop that has a mind of its own. No, I don't want to navigate away from this page, if I did, I would have fucking told you, arsehole.
22- The need to have a sensible round number of things for this list. Fuck it, I'm going to stop there. Angerball.