Its Saturday, so I must be hungover....
...theres a surprise.

This is supposed to be a fairly advanced country, I have heard. I mean they might drive on the wrong side of the road, but still. They managed to send a man to the moon.
SO HOW FUCKING HARD IS IT TO GET A FUCKING PIE YOU CUNTING BASTARDS I'M HUNGOVER AND WOULD QUITE HAPPILY SELL MY FRONT TEETH FOR A STEAK AND CHEESE PIE FROM THE BP BUT NO, YOU THINK YOU'RE TOO FUCKING GOOD FOR PIES DON'T YOU WELL I'VE GOT NEWS FOR YOU SUNSHINE YOU'RE FUCKING NOT THIS IS A PIELESS COUNTRY AND THAT FACT ALONE HELPS TO EXPLAIN A WHOLE FUCKING LOT IF YOU ONLY HAD PIES THEN EVERYTHING WOULD BE OK THE HOLE IN THE OZONE LAYER WOULD BE FIXED AND ALL THE ANIMALS THAT WE HAVE DRIVEN TO EXTINCTION WOULD COME BACK TO LIFE AND THE OCEANS WOULD BE CLEAN AND THERE WOULD BE NO MORE POVERTY IN AFRICA AND ALL THE ORPHANS IN CAMBODIA WOULD FIND HAPPY LOVING FAMILIES AND ICECREAM WOULD MAKE YOU SKINNY BUT NO AND ALL FOR THE SAKE OF A FEW FUCKING PIES YOU'VE MESSED THE PLANET UP YOU FUCKING CUNTING BASTARDS I WANT A PIE.

*sobs*