Joke time: (c/o Katy)
George W Bush went to a primary school to talk about the war. After
his talk he offered question time. One little boy put up his hand, so George asked him his name.
"Billy."
"And what is your question, Billy?"
"I have three questions. First, why did the USA invade Iraq without the support of the UN? Second, why are you President when Al Gore got
more votes? And third, whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden?"
Just then the bell rang for recess. George Bush informed the kiddies
that they will continue after recess. When they resume George said,
"Okay, where were we? Oh that's right, question time. Who has a question?"
Another little boy put up his hand. George pointed him out and asked him his name.
"Steve"
"And what is your question, Steve?"
"I have five questions. First, why did the USA invade Iraq without the
support of the UN? Second, why are you President when Al Gore got
more votes? Third, whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden? Fourth, why did the recess bell go twenty minutes early? And fifth, what the hell happened to Billy?
Cue hilarity.