Tuesday, November 29, 2005

You never expect the Spanish Inquisition!!!


What blogger would you most like to meet? You!! But I know I'm going to, same with Grace and Gwen and Apoc. Ummm....A really hot one. Chuck sounds like lots of fun, and I think Outlaw would be great too. I might be meeting TAN at New Years, and I'd like to buy Isabel a drink. All the NZ bloggers on my links are friends of mine, so they don't count. (Do you think she'll notice I haven't really answered it?)

Have you ever gotten so lost you were worried you'd never find your way back to civilization? Yes, on a school camp in 4th form, because this stupid cow of a teacher didn't know the difference between a ridge and a slope. It was ok though, because there were about 12 of us, although I did get 12 bee stings. The number of classmates that got lost and the number of bee stings I recieved are completely unrelated.

What job are you going after when you graduate? Queen of the Fucking Universe. I have a mug with that on it that my darling cousin bought me about 11 years ago. I want to work for the World Bank, go and tell them what they're doing wrong. But I also want to go home too, so I'm torn.

Would you kill a loved one for world peace or keep them alive and watch the world destroy itself? (yes I stole this question from a thought provoking blogger because it's a good question) Couldn't do it. A world without my loved ones in it isn't a world I want to live in. Selfish, I know.

Would you marry someone that you didn't love in order to gain citizenship in a country? Hell yes, in fact I had a friend of my brother-in-laws offer me $10 000 to do so. My family would spit tacks though.


What's the difference between a duck? The Bill. And I don't mean a duck's beak, I mean the fine UK police drama.

The Assimilated Negro

have you ever had sex with a guy who's thingamajiggy was as big as that icicle? No, have you?

And I guess also have you ever had sex with a guy who's thingamajiggy melted in warm weather? What! You mean that's not normal?


Since I am rather randy be prepared to give good answers!

1. What was the best screw you have ever had? At this bar in Australia, it was called a "Comfortable Screw" and they mixed Southern Comfort in with the vodka and orange, it was yummo.

2. What would you rather, Incredible one night stands or mediocre sex for the rest of your life? When its with the one you love, its rarely mediocre. I heard.

3. What type of farm animal would you screw? Huh? Like I'm going to answer that!

4. What pornstar would you screw? I couldn't actually name one, sorry. A really hot one who had no germs.

5. What male blogger would you screw? Does Viggo have a blog?

6. What female blogger would you screw? Well, you're pretty hot....

7. What male blogger do you think has the most vd? If you could get vd from imaginary sex, then I could answer that.

8. What female blogger do you think has the most vd? Me.

9. What classic monster would you screw (like frankenstein, or dracula?) Definately Dracula, he was well sexy. Hot like FIRE!!

10. What type of fruit would you screw? You're very strange, you know that don't you?.... Lets just say, it wouldn't be an orange.


Have you ever feared that a flatmate was preparing to eat you? No, but then I wasn't the one whose room they wrapped in roasting foil...


Have you ever hoped that a flatmate was preparing to eat a flatmate? No, but if your fankle wasn't getting better Lisa and I were going to amputate it and invite everyone around for a spitroast.


Do you enjoy KY Jelly and Peanut butter sandwiches? Never tried, but probably.

Do you think I'd look dashing in a dress? Ooooh yes, I have a lovely red number you would look just smashing in.

Would I have to shave my legs? Definately

Would I have to shave my chest? No, you should wax it. Chest stubble = not pretty.

Can you shave my coinpurse? Can I use my big kitchen knife?

What did you think of Ben when you called me in Vancouver and I passed the phone over to him? Very polite, but I couldn't really hear him, lots of noise in the back ground at both ends. I must talk to him again one day. When you and I are drunk we'll give him a wee bell.

Where do the sexiest accents come from, other then from down under? Scotland. Or Croatia.

How many questions am I allowed to ask? Seven more.

What do you think of a North American Winter? Ask me again in February

Would you ever sleep naked with someone just to stay warm? Have done, will likely do so again. Mmmmm. Naked.

Will I ever shut up? I sincerely hope not.

Favourite sexual position? Up against the wall, in a place where its really not appropriate to be doing it. Office bathroom, moving elevator, you know. That type of thing.

When was the last time you peed your pants? Just now.

What was your first pet's name? A blue budgie called Billy. My friend fed him fimo by accident and he died, so while my sisters and I were at school my poor mum spent the entire day going to every pet shop in Christchurch with the dead budgie in a plastic bag, saying "I need a budgie that looks exactly like this one". Bless her, saving our wee childhood innocence of the brutality of mortality for just a little longer.

What Would Winston Churchill Do? Say something incredibly witty yet scathing.


how'd you get so pretty? I'm Muhammed Ali.


What's your biggest wish you have yet to fulfill yet and why? I don't know where to start.

Do you still want to shag Benjamin? No, and I'm not sure I ever really did. He's pretty, but I don't fancy boys prettier than me. Top bloke though, I'd like to buy him a drink.

How heartbroken will you be when I announce Viggo's my baby daddy? In your dreams, sister!

Are you going to flash your boobs at Mardi Gras? Is the Pope Catholic?

If you could change one thing about you, what would it be? My skin. Its too freckly and scarred (as a result of being too freckly and then those freckles/moles turning into nasties and having to get surgically removed). Also, I wish my brain was a bit more ordered, and that I could think of other people a bit more than I instinctively do.

How much do you love the Dave Matthews Band? I'm sensing the correct answer is "Quite a lot".

Do the rich have an obligation to help the poor? Why or why not? As a general rule, yes, because the likelihood of them having had much better opportunities than their poorer counterparts is quite high. But if people are poor cos they're too lazy to get off their fat arses and get a job, then no. And if people are rich because they inherited it or won it, then they have an extra obligation to help the poor. There are different types of rich people: there are those who are rich because they were in the right place at the right time and made the most of an opportunity, then there are those who got rich by shafting everybody else, then those who came across money by good fortune. I'm sure there are many other types of rich people too, but its time for the next question now.

Last time you got laid, was it with a human (alive) or an object (even though I consider men objects, it's not what I mean). It was a real live man. Common decency prevents me from elaborating further.

Have you ever had e-sex (blogger comments aside)? Not yet.

Phone sex? With whom? Why? No, seems like there's Something Really Important Missing.

Coke or Pepsi? Usually neither, but when I'm hungover or extremely tired, I'll occasionally bow to the Dark Master that is the evil Coca Cola.

Toilet paper: over or under? On my bottom, thats where.

Favourite book? Top few? To Kill A Mockingbird, The Ground Beneath Her Feet, Midnight's Children, The English Patient, Foucault's Pendulum, Ordinary People, The Matriarch

Favourite music? Right now: Interpol, Fat Freddy's Drop, Snow Patrol, Phoenix Foundation, Deftones, Chemical Brothers (First two albums, before they got crap), Bomb the Bass, Minuit, Salmonella Dub, St Etienne, Straitjacket Fits, Beastie Boys, White Stripes....

Least favourite blogger (aside from Mike/IAWCC)? That dick that I was arguing with who Ben was arguing with too, the right-wing guy who took issue with my "liberal talking points" ie facts.


How much do you hate PPA 810.2, Research Methods for Public Administration? More than sand in my knickers, more than stupid people, more than screaming children in supermarkets, more than people who eat with their mouths open, more than people who are mean to dogs, more than period cramps, more than the US Republican Party, more than 80s hair, more than ignorance, more than fundamentalists, more than television advertising, more than ingrown toenails, more than pretentious people, more than Kylie Minogue, Celine Dion, Mariah Carey and J-Ho combined, more than seafood, more than traitors, more than strong winds, more than the media that tells girls they're nothing if they don't subscribe to a particular conception of "pretty", more than Michael Jackson, more than yeast infections, more than barbershop music, more than made for TV Christmas movies, more than the fact I've run out of things that I hate. Ahem. Quite a lot.

Anyone else?