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Theres an awful lot of "ohfuckohfuckohfuck" going on at the moment.
I don't think I have properly processed the enormity of Thursday's news, but one thing I am coming to terms with is the amount of stuff I have to do from now until August, and the amount of money I am going to have to earn to even pay for my airfare. Maybe I'll start taking collections. I wonder if there's some people out there that will give me money. I've tried offering a kidney for sale, but I don't seem to have many takers. It works perfectly well!
There has to be money out there somewhere.
Any ideas? Preferably ones that involve me keeping my knickers on.
Suggestions in the box, please.