Frightfully sorry...

...but I'm far too busy to blog.
I've got some serious napping to take care of, theres the ceiling that needs staring at for hours on end, theres two dvds from netflix that need watching, theres beer that need to be drunk, sofas to be lain upon, crap telly to be watched, navels to contemplate and excessively long showers to be had.
So you're just going to have to battle through without me for a while.