Holy Crap I can't believe I'm actually doing this.

Right.
Here we go.
Ciavarro, in a rare fit of entrepreneurship, and inspired by the lovely Krista, has taken it upon himself to whore out his fellow bloggers I mean find a means to support his pathetic arse I mean grab the spirit of capitalism and make something.

He claims to be making a calender of the "smokin' hott babes" of blogland.
I, of course, will be featuring in the month of May, provided that my photo are top notch.

OK, so none of these remotely qualify as "top notch" but hell, I came home from an extremely long day at school and instead of doing my reading for tomorrow's class I thought I'd lie on the floor and take photos of myself.

































And finally SCARY NUMBER SEVEN!!!!!
AAAARRRRGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!










And please photoshop out my pimples.
Thanks.






Edit: OK they lasted for nearly 24 hours and thats a lot longer than I thought they would.
Baby steps.....

YES I AM A WIMP LAUGH IT UP!!!!