Saturday, April 22, 2006

ARRRGGGHHHH FUCK SHIT ARSE CUNTY TWAT BOLLOCKS CRAPOLA!!!!!

Or, In Which Claire Comes to Terms With The Horrific Amount of Work That Must Be Done Within The Next Seventeen Days, And By Way Of Coping, Eats Mexican Food, Drinks Wine and Watches Bollywood Movies. And Goes a Bit Mental.

Record breaking longest post title ever in the history of the world.
I made it rain. I told my friends to abandon their work and come over tonight and drink beer on the porch because it was super warm yesterday and then woke up today to lots of lovely rain. Oops.
I am impressed with my weather making power. Perhaps I should leave school and instead go to drought ridden places and plan BBQs and wash my car, which are also ways to make it rain.

The Sugarcubes are way cooler than Bjork alone has ever been.

OK so I have a presentation Tuesday week and a paper to hand in Friday after that on the same thing and currently the paper is 28 pages long and complete shite and it needs to be 20-25 pages and FUCKING AWESOME because I got shite marks for the earlier papers that this final paper is currently a cut and pasted version of and is in dire need of a large dose of BRILLIANCE and a lot more research so I get an A for it.
I also have another paper to write that should be fairly easy, and another paper that will be Most Challenging but also Muchos Interesting and that has to be BRILLIANT as well because the prof for that course is the prof who is cool and who I want to be my advisor so I must impress him with my fantastic-ness.
So, no pressure.

But now its burrito and wine o'clock cos its Saturday night and I am the Queen of Party-town.

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