Fucking ER is a fucking repeat tonight NBC you fuckers

I am so fucking tired that the words are swimming on the page. I am trying to write a paper thats due on Monday because I don't really think I'll get a bunch of work done this weekend what with being in Toronto and all, and I also have a bunch of stuff thats due on Wednesday plus the usual gajillion pages of reading for the week that takes about two days to get through, but I am slowly coming to the conclusion that its probably a really good idea to sleep when one can instead of staying up working and then having a big insomnia attack at 2am which really sucks when one has to get up for class at 8am man this is a really long sentence stop for a breath phew.

I am trying to get Toronto bloggers to come and have breakfast with me and my friend on Sunday Jeremy said it was gay but hes just jealous because he wasn't invited cos hes not a blogger and besides you shouldn't use gay like its a perjorative term cos I said so cos some people I love an awful lot are gay and it implies theres something wrong with them but besides from being my friend theres nothing at all wrong with them.

Anyway Toronto bloggers come to Aunties and Uncles on Sunday late morning I'll be there with my trusty sidekick well one of them anyway cos theres a whole bunch of other sidekicks who aren't coming on this trip but we are cool and we'll be there and probably Heather as well she's pretty cool you know.
Also if you're not going to see Matthew Good in Waterloo then come to see Clap Your Hands Say Yeah at the Opera House. OK its sold out, but come anyway.

Plans are currently being made for my birthday, people in my beloved hometown, and those precious souls who are making the trip to be there for my birthday party which I'm going to share with them cos its all our birthdays.
It is Super 14 semi-finals weekend May 19th/20th on the day the home semi is not on, because I will be at the home semi sitting in my seat in the corporate box like the spoilt little princess I am. Kind of hard to say the date at this point in time, wait a couple of weeks and then we'll know. My money is on a Crusaders/Waratahs home semi on the Friday, party on Saturday.

It looks like we're having cocktails at me Dad's house then dinner at some new Italian place in Merivale where Volare used to be cos Dad went there and said it was uber hip and happening and the kind of place where my friends can happily coexist beside my aunties and my sister's kidlets and where me and me Mum can get merrily drunken and they won't kick us out anyway Dad's on to it, all I need now it to get a barperson to make us cocktails.

What cocktails do my Chc peeps like?
Note: there will be, without a doubt, apple martinis.
Tim has to shower and Dave has to shave and Ben has to wear matching shoes I know its pretty harsh but thats the way I roll its my party and I'll cry if I want to or boss my friends into looking nice so my Dad doesn't roll his eyes and my sister's kids don't give me hell about having weird friends hell they should be used to it by now they have me for an auntie wear what the feck you want.
Invites will be of the electronic variety, and will arrive all pretty-like...um...in a few weeks.
Plan ahead much?