Tuesday, May 11, 2004

"Theres only two things in the world I hate...

1) People that are intolerant of other people's cultures
2) the Dutch"
Thank you Austin Power's daddy for the intro to todays rant. Yes, more American bashing.

Check out this wee gem from our friend the sarcastic journalist:
"This decapitation of an American in retaliation for the whole soldier abuse thing is ridiculous. Wow, a couple of women-beating, Saddam worshipping inbreds are forced to get naked and stuff. So they go AND DECAPITATE AN AMERICAN. On video."
Don't you just love the way that the life of a single American is worth more than the combined deaths and torture and humiliation of Allah-knows how many prisoners?
The more that the Americans get themselves into knots over this whole thing, the less sympathy the rest of us have for their dumb arses.
Heres an idea, fuck off out of Iraq, get your soldier drones away from people they have no understanding of, let the UN get themselves in there with Arab peacekeepers who have some sort of comprehension of who and what they are dealing with, and get back to eating your fat burgers and destroying the ozone layer.
Honestly, if it wan't for the fact they gave us Aerosmith and some passable movies, we would have been done with them long ago.

See, I'm getting all political again. Oh dear.

Gotta go bring the smackdown on the thesis. 49 days.